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    "I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."
    I Knew There Would Be a Time I Could Wear Them Mug
    Adam reaches for a large fig leaf to cover himself, but Eve hands him a smaller one.
    Adam and Eve Mug
    "I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."
    Treadmill Desk Hype Mug
    "Remember that hurricane a thousand miles away? That was me!"
    Remember that Hurricane...That Was Me Mug
    The Neapolitan Museum of Art -- a museum that is brown, white, pink, and melting.
    Neapolitan Museum of Art Mug
    A young assistant to the King paints bullseyes around the arrows the king has shot haphazardly into the wall.
    On Target Mug
    "We'll add the everything in afterward."
    Greenscreen Mug
    "There you are. I've been looking all over for you."
    There You Are Mug
    "Escher! Get your ass up here."
    Escher! Get your Ass up Here Mug
    "I'm trapped in an elevator-wait, it gets worse."
    Trapped in an Elevator Mug
    "I'm just here for the dental."
    I'm Just Here for the Dental Mug
    The kid's good.
    The Kid's Good Mug
    "Worst-case scenario? The renovation goes three years and two million dollars over budget, one of you bludgeons me to death with my own hammer, and you both get the electric chair."
    Worst-Case Scenario Mug
    "I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."
    I'll Pause for a Moment Mug
    "Try honking again."
    Try Honking Again Mug
    captionless (An elderly man is seen standing next to two arrow signs pointing in opposite directions.)
    Fountain of Bacon Mug
    "We're playing YouTube."
    We're Playing YouTube Mug
    "I give up. What's black and white and red all over?" (Zebra thinks the lion is telling a joke but he is going to be eaten.)
    Black & White & Red All Over Mug
    Caribbean Airport Security (Man and woman at airport do the limbo through security metal detectors.)
    Caribbean Airport Security Mug
    "The first six are for bullets. This one here's for lip balm." (One cowboy to another about his gun belt.)
    This One Here's for Lip Balm Mug
    "After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves." (Two praying mantises facing each other.)
    After We Have Sex but Before I Kill You... Mug
    "This would be a great place to put a huge city." (A beautiful mountain range.)
    This Would be a Great Place to Put a Huge City Mug
    "International House of Paperwork" (A man sits at a restaurant table. Plates hold stacks of paper, a telephone substitutes for a tableside jukebox, and a stapler is next to the coffee mug. Mocks the International House of Pancakes (IHoP) restaurant chain.)
    International House of Paperwork Mug
    "If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut." (Dolphins discussing wishes.)
    If I Could Do Only One Thing Before I Died... Mug
    "I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!" (Two young looking women in bikinis frolicking on the beach.)
    I Never Thought Turning Eighty Would be so Much Fun! Mug
    "The Vesparados" (Mexican outlaws riding motor scooters through the desert.)
    The Vesparados Mug
    "In Vino Fertilization" (Empty wine bottle and scattered clothing.)
    In Vino Fertilization Mug
    "Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear." (Man walking down street, talking on cell phone.)
    Can you Hang on a Sec? Mug
    "I need someone well versed in the art of tortureÑdo you know PowerPoint?" (Executive devil interviewing another.)
    Well Versed in the Art of Torture Mug
    "Good news, honeyÑseventy is the new fifty." (Middle-age woman to middle-age man in living roomgom.)is that
    Seventy is the New Fifty Mug
    "My advice is to learn all the tricks you can while you're young." (Older dog gives advice to a younger dog.)
    While You're Young Mug
    "It's a shame there isn't a pill to stimulate conversation."
    Fighting for Endowed Rights Mug
    No contract, no work.
    Let Me Be a Blond CEO Mug
    "Women want more these days, BillÑit's not enough just to be a jerk anymore." (Man to friend on street corner.)
    I'm the One Who Goes to Work Mug
    "We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."
    Male Doctors Mug
    Woman walks through vestibule labeled "Rest Area" from one doorway labeled "Home" to another doorway labeled "Work".
    Rest Area Mug
    "No, we're good. This gentleman accidentally touched my breast and I accidentally broke his nose."
    No, We're Good. Mug
    "O.K., nowÑon three, I'm going to toss a second job in there!"
    I'm Going to Toss a Second Job in There Mug
    Sorry, Josh, but I need to stay in and work on my Theory of Everything but Josh.
    Theory of Everything Mug
    Three construction workers effectively cat call a passing woman.
    Effective Catcalls Mug
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