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    (A bird, in a suit, notices charts which compare 'hour of rising,' with 'worm acquisition.' Refers to the saying, "The early bird catches the worm.")
    The Early Bird Mug
    We are neither hunters nor gatherers. We are accountants. (Caveman, talking to a club-wielding caveman, refers to other cavemen who are counting on their fingers and toes, and making scratch marks on rock behind them.)
    We Are Neither Hunters Nor Gatherers Mug
    Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach.
    Leash Optional Beach Mug
    Quiz for dogs.
    Quiz for Dogs Mug
    Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player.
    Master's Voice Mug
    Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania. (Man playing fetch with his panting dog.)
    A Tad Less Mania Mug
    "Yes, yes, yes, I miss you, too, honey. Now put the dog on." (Businessman sitting on a bed in hotel room talking on the phone.)
    I Miss You, too, Honey Mug
    "Sheer will, I tell youÑsheer will." (Dog and cat sitting on a tree limb.)
    Sheer Will, I Tell You Mug
    "On the plus side, you've cured my back pain." (Dog with quills stuck in his nose talking to a porcupine.)
    You've Cured my Backpain Mug
    "Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets." (Women sitting in living room with cats, a dog, a fishtank, and a bird cage.)
    Childfree Mug
    "I guess cats just can't appreciate Frank Gehry." (Cat laughs at a dog sitting in a dog house designed by Frank Gehry.)
    Cats Can't Appreciate Frank Gehry Mug
    "Write about dogs!" (Woman to man at typewriter in a dumpy house filled with dogs.)
    Write About Dogs Mug
    Of Course You Feel Great Shower Curtain
    That's Where You Want to Be Shower Curtain
    Fun with Art Shower Curtain
    I Thought They Were Cracking Down on Jaywalking Shower Curtain
    City Kids Shower Curtain
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    Putting You in Charge of This Planet Shower Curtain
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    Check in the Mail Shower Curtain
    "Remember, the enemy of your enemy is your friend." (Mouse to dog in backyard.)
    The Enemy of your Enemy is Your Friend Mug
    "O.K., IÕm sitting. What is it?" (Dog talking on cell phone.)
    O.K., I'm Sitting Mug
    "My advice is to learn all the tricks you can while you're young." (Older dog gives advice to a younger dog.)
    Learn All the Tricks You Can While You're Young Mug
    "Surprise!" (Dog angel, sitting like St. Peter at the gate of heaven, greets man in suit.)
    Heaven's Gate Mug
    (A dog is looking at a series of greeting cards under the Birthday category and they are all sectioned off in dog years, ie: 7 years, 14 years, 21 years, etc.)
    Dog Birthday Cards Mug
    "I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy." (One dog to another in back yard.)
    I Know I Should be Happy Mug
    "If you lie down with pugs, you wake up with pugs." (Married couple in bed with breakfast trays, reading newspapers. Two pugs lie between them.)
    Wake up with Pugs Mug
    "They moved my bowl." (Dog on couch to dog psychiatrist.)
    They Moved my Bowl Mug
    "Howard, I think the dog wants to go out." (Dog dressed formally in top hat and cape.)
    I Think the Dog Wants to Go Out Mug
    "I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."
    I Knew There Would Be a Time I Could Wear Them Mug
    Adam reaches for a large fig leaf to cover himself, but Eve hands him a smaller one.
    Adam and Eve Mug
    "I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."
    Treadmill Desk Hype Mug
    The Neapolitan Museum of Art -- a museum that is brown, white, pink, and melting.
    Neapolitan Museum of Art Mug
    A young assistant to the King paints bullseyes around the arrows the king has shot haphazardly into the wall.
    On Target Mug
    "We'll add the everything in afterward."
    Greenscreen Mug
    "There you are. I've been looking all over for you."
    There You Are Mug
    "Escher! Get your ass up here."
    Escher! Get your Ass up Here Mug
    "I'm trapped in an elevator-wait, it gets worse."
    Trapped in an Elevator Mug
    "I'm just here for the dental."
    I'm Just Here for the Dental Mug
    The kid's good.
    The Kid's Good Mug
    "Worst-case scenario? The renovation goes three years and two million dollars over budget, one of you bludgeons me to death with my own hammer, and you both get the electric chair."
    Worst-Case Scenario Mug
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