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    "This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets." (A couple dines in a large, swanky restaurant that is otherwise deserted. )
    New York's Best Kept Secret Resin Serving Dish
    (Circle of all the signs of the zodiac; each is bumping or somehow disturbing the next one in a chain reaction (Sagittarius shoots Capricorn with arrow; Capricorn butts Aquarius; Aquarius spills water on Pisces, etc.)
    Bumping Zodiacs Resin Serving Dish
    We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts. Group of cows meet with their fairy godmother and tell her their wishÐto taste like Brussels sprouts through Genetic Engineering)
    Modifed to Taste Like Brussel Sprouts Resin Serving Dish
    My goodness, Marion. Our dishes are so spotless, I can see deep within my hollow, tormented soul! (Man examines freshly washed plates/dishes to see his reflection.)
    Spotless Dishes Resin Plate
    When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together." (Plate and spoon talking to host on owl's talk show.)
    Plate and the Spoon Resin Serving Dish
    More salad? (Waiter to couple, he is bringing a wheelbarrow full of salad.)
    More Salad? Resin Serving Dish
    "Small Caesar salad?" (Waiter in restaurant, to couple he is serving. The man is a miniature Julius Caesar.)
    Small Caesar Salad? Resin Serving Dish
    Barry made the wine. I made the cheese. (Cow hostess says to guest.)
    Barry Made the Wine. I Made the Cheese Resin Serving Dish
    "Hickory smokeÑthat's what gives it that hearty
    Hickory Smoke Resin Serving Dish
    "Fruit salad? Count me in!" (A pear says into the telephone.)
    Fruit Salad? Count Me In! Resin Serving Dish
    "And lastly, for all eternity, French, blue cheese, or ranch?" (Devil in hell takes salad dressing order from new arrival.)
    For All Eternity, French, Blue Cheese, or Ranch Resin Serving Dish
    "Careful, these plates are extremely dirty." (Waiter serving restaurant diners.)
    Careful, these Plates are Extremely Dirty Resin Plate
    The Seder Plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne Resin Serving Dish by Roz Chast
    The Seder Plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne Resin Serving Dish
    Entering New York City - Take your medication now.
    Entering New York City...Take Your Medication Now Mug
    "These voices inside your head -- do they ever tell you to pay your bill?"
    Voices Inside Your Head Mug
    "I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."
    I Wouldn't Call You Crazy Mug
    A La Carte -- Therapy where a placard lists a menu of options, e.g. Sitting and Listening $150 per 45 minutes.
    A La Carte Therapy Mug
    At an airport, a driver holds up a Rorshach ink blot, and a bearded therapist responds.
    Rorschach Mug
    A couple who have just been married, walk through a door with confetti being thrown at them, into a therapist's office.
    Honeymoon Therapy Mug
    "The thing is, you have to really want to change."
    You Have Really Want to Change Mug
    "I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."
    The Day Seized Me Mug
    (Pumpkin psychiatrist treats a witch who is lying on a couch.)
    Pumpkin Psychiatrist Mug
    YouÕve got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson. (Therapist talking to numbered, dotted outline of patient, lying on couch.)
    You've Got to Want to Connect the Dots Mug
    "I sense fear." (Dog psychiatrist talking to man on couch.)
    I Sense Fear Mug
    "I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man. (Father,sitting in a chair and holding the paper, to his young son who's looking up at him.)
    I'm A Social Scientist Mug
    (Man's dream begins like a movie with a list of the cast: "Monster..Your Father, Kind Woman..,.Your Mother/ Policeman..Your Analyst/ First Stranger...Your Brother/ Second Stranger...Your Sister/ Little Boy...You")
    Cast of Dream Mug
    Mob Psychologist: "So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person." (Psychologist to mobster in therapy session.)
    Mob Psychologist Mug
    "Then again, we are what we eat." (Psychiatrist says to squirrel lying on couch.)
    We Are What We Eat Mug
    "We're fighting likeÑwell, we're fighting." (Couple seeing marriage counselor; husband is a dog, wife is a cat.)
    Fighting Like Cats & Dogs Mug
    "I wish I'd started therapy at your age." (Psychiatrist to baby lying on his couch.)
    I Wish I'd Started Therapy At Your Age Mug
    "Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"
    Tax Code Proposal Mug
    Tax Man Deducts A Witch's Broom As A Travel Expense
    Witch's Travel Expense Mug
    Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'
    Story in a Song Mug
    I don't want to brag, but I have a loophole named after me.'
    Loophole Named After Me Mug
    Of course I have my soft side. I carry photos of my loved ones in my wallet. This one is of my accountant.
    Photos of My Loved Ones Mug
    A man with a giant sweepstakes check for a billion dollars is followed by a man with a giant 1040 form.
    Grand Prize Winner Mug
    Title: "Rhinestone Accountant"
    Rhinestone Accountant Mug
    The Iron Accountant Mug
    "What should you do? Here's what you should do: invent a time machine, go back sixteen months, and convert everything to cash." (An economic consultant at his desk addresses a couple in his office. )
    Invent a Time Machine Mug
    "Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers." ("Accounting night at the Improv". Several accountants stand on stage ready to play improvisational number games.)
    Accounting Night at the Improv Mug
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