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    YouÕve got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson. (Therapist talking to numbered, dotted outline of patient, lying on couch.)
    You've Got to Want to Connect the Dots Mug
    "I sense fear." (Dog psychiatrist talking to man on couch.)
    I Sense Fear Mug
    "I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man. (Father,sitting in a chair and holding the paper, to his young son who's looking up at him.)
    I'm A Social Scientist Mug
    (Man's dream begins like a movie with a list of the cast: "Monster..Your Father, Kind Woman..,.Your Mother/ Policeman..Your Analyst/ First Stranger...Your Brother/ Second Stranger...Your Sister/ Little Boy...You")
    Cast of Dream Mug
    Mob Psychologist: "So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person." (Psychologist to mobster in therapy session.)
    Mob Psychologist Mug
    "Then again, we are what we eat." (Psychiatrist says to squirrel lying on couch.)
    We Are What We Eat Mug
    "We're fighting likeÑwell, we're fighting." (Couple seeing marriage counselor; husband is a dog, wife is a cat.)
    Fighting Like Cats & Dogs Mug
    "I wish I'd started therapy at your age." (Psychiatrist to baby lying on his couch.)
    I Wish I'd Started Therapy At Your Age Mug
    "Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"
    Tax Code Proposal Mug
    Tax Man Deducts A Witch's Broom As A Travel Expense
    Witch's Travel Expense Mug
    Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'
    Story in a Song Mug
    I don't want to brag, but I have a loophole named after me.'
    Loophole Named After Me Mug
    Of course I have my soft side. I carry photos of my loved ones in my wallet. This one is of my accountant.
    Photos of My Loved Ones Mug
    A man with a giant sweepstakes check for a billion dollars is followed by a man with a giant 1040 form.
    Grand Prize Winner Mug
    Title: "Rhinestone Accountant"
    Rhinestone Accountant Mug
    The Iron Accountant Mug
    "What should you do? Here's what you should do: invent a time machine, go back sixteen months, and convert everything to cash." (An economic consultant at his desk addresses a couple in his office. )
    Invent a Time Machine Mug
    "Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers." ("Accounting night at the Improv". Several accountants stand on stage ready to play improvisational number games.)
    Accounting Night at the Improv Mug
    You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor._x000D_(Tax account to Robin Hood.)
    Robin Hood's Accountant Mug
    "Does anyone know C.P.A.?" (One pedestrian to others about man lying on sidewalk covered by pieces of paper.)
    Does anyone know C.P.A.? Mug
    "Daddy doesn't know any magic tricks. Daddy knows accounting tricks." (Father talking to son dressed in a magician's costume.)
    Daddy Knows Accounting Tricks Mug
    "I'm a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in." (Man to woman in restaurant.)
    Schedule D Kind of Guy Mug
    "There's no business deductions like show business deductions." (Hollywood business executives plan for filing their taxes.)
    Show Business Deductions Mug
    Taxes' "Miss Billings, would you please take between twenty-five and fifty percent of that money over there and throw it out the window." (Boss to secretary pointing to pile of money in corner.)
    Taxes! Mug
    "You know, the idea of taxation with representation doesn't appeal to me very much, either." (One early American to another. Setting is colonial.)
    Taxation with Representation Mug
    Dave And His Common-Law Accountant, Phil (Man in apartment with accountant.)
    Common-Law Accountant Mug
    (The Grim Reaper and a man from the IRS are poised for a foot race; Uncle Sam holds the starting gun.)
    Death vs Taxes Mug
    "It's the old story. I was in the middle of a successful acting career when I was bitten by the accounting bug." (Accountant sitting at his desk, talking to a woman seated beside him.)
    Bitten by the Accounting Bug Mug
    Alternative Dickens Scrooge Is Audited. Auditor: "As you have no receipt for the turkey allegedly sent to a Mr. Cratchit of Camden Town, I shall disallow it." Scrooge (thinking to himself): "Bah, humbug all over again."
    Scrooge Is Audited Mug
    (A bird, in a suit, notices charts which compare 'hour of rising,' with 'worm acquisition.' Refers to the saying, "The early bird catches the worm.")
    The Early Bird Mug
    We are neither hunters nor gatherers. We are accountants. (Caveman, talking to a club-wielding caveman, refers to other cavemen who are counting on their fingers and toes, and making scratch marks on rock behind them.)
    We Are Neither Hunters Nor Gatherers Mug
    Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach.
    Leash Optional Beach Mug
    Quiz for dogs.
    Quiz for Dogs Mug
    Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player.
    Master's Voice Mug
    Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania. (Man playing fetch with his panting dog.)
    A Tad Less Mania Mug
    "Yes, yes, yes, I miss you, too, honey. Now put the dog on." (Businessman sitting on a bed in hotel room talking on the phone.)
    I Miss You, too, Honey Mug
    "Sheer will, I tell youÑsheer will." (Dog and cat sitting on a tree limb.)
    Sheer Will, I Tell You Mug
    "On the plus side, you've cured my back pain." (Dog with quills stuck in his nose talking to a porcupine.)
    You've Cured my Backpain Mug
    "Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets." (Women sitting in living room with cats, a dog, a fishtank, and a bird cage.)
    Childfree Mug
    "I guess cats just can't appreciate Frank Gehry." (Cat laughs at a dog sitting in a dog house designed by Frank Gehry.)
    Cats Can't Appreciate Frank Gehry Mug
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