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1168 products

    1168 products
    Barista vs Barrister Mug
    'Better to have litigated and lost, than never to have litigated at all...'
    Better to have Litigated and Lost Mug
    '...But first, this a job for litigator-man, who needs you to sign some release forms.'
    Litigator Man Mug
    "You got custody of us, mommy, because you're the very best attorney picker."
    Very Best Attorney Picker (Mom) Mug
    "What are you, some kind of justice freak?" (Angry lawyer to stern female judge in courtroom.)
    What Are You? Some Kind of Justice Freak Mug
    "And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after." (Woman reads a children's book to her daughter, who is in bed.)
    They Lived Happily Ever After Mug
    "I thought it was legal—I wrote it on a legal pad." (Businessman to associates.)
    I Thought It Was Legal Mug
    "You look great for someone who's just come through two years of litigation."(One woman to another in an art gallery.)
    You Look Great Mug
    "The ones just out of law school are especially frolicsome." (Man and woman looking into water from boat as lawyers swim by.)
    The Ones Just Out of Law School are Especially Frolicsome Mug
    "Interesting. Have your lawyer call my lawyer." (Woman to man on bended knee.)
    Have Your Lawyer Call my Lawyer Mug
    "Your client's refusal to grow up does not preclude him from being tried as an adult."(Judge to lawyer and Peter Pan standing at the bench.)
    Tried As An Adult Mug
    "I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."(Anubis, in a business suit, sits at an office desk and shouts into a telephone.)
    I'm Also Your Lawyer Mug
    "And, just to be on the safe side, tongue of attorney."(One witch to another as they stir cauldron.)
    Tongue of Attorney Mug
    Mistress Dominatra, Esq.(Woman lawyer in lace-up boots asks groveling man, "So, worm, shall I tie you up in litigation?"; he replies, "Yes, please, and make it lengthy and expensive!")
    Mistress Dominatra, Esq. Mug
    "I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu." (Man to waiter as the two other men at table read the menus.)
    Not Quite Ready to Order Mug
    "Your mommy, Caitlin, is a hired gun." (Woman executive says to child.)
    Your Mommy is a Hired Gun Mug
    "We've agreed, then, to deck the halls, but the resolution to be jolly has been tabled." (Chairman speaking at boardroom.)
    The Resolution to Be Jolly Has Been Tabled Mug
    "And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."(Executive in chef's uniform, cooking on top of desk.)
    More Than Just a Law Firm Mug
    "I'd like to tell you what went on at work today, but the legal department doesn't want us to do that anymore."(Husband talking to wife at dinner table.)
    Dinner Conversation Mug
    "Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach." t-shirt
    Leash Optional Beach T-Shirt
    "Until now, I never understood why you got so excited when someone walked past the house."
    Window Excitement T-Shirt
    Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player. t-shirt
    Master's Voice T-Shirt
    "Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania." (Man playing fetch with his panting dog.)
    A Tad Less Mania T-Shirt
    "Yes, yes, yes, I miss you, too, honey. Now put the dog on." (Businessman sitting on a bed in hotel room talking on the phone.) t-shirt
    I Miss You, too, Honey T-Shirt
    "He's a working dog, but I don't know what he does." (Dog enters house with brief case.) t-shirt
    He's a Working Dog T-Shirt
    "Sheer will, I tell you - sheer will." (Dog and cat sitting on a tree limb.) t-shirt
    Sheer Will, I Tell You T-Shirt
    "I bark at everything. Can't go wrong that way." (Dog patient talking to therapist.)
    I Bark at Everything T-Shirt
    "Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets." (Women sitting in living room with cats, a dog, a fishtank, and a bird cage.)
    Childfree Cartoon T-Shirt
    (Dog's owner explains to another man, 'He's an old dog' when his dog barks 'AARP.') t-shirt
    He's an Older Dog T-Shirt
    They're back! They're back! T-Shirt
    "I guess cats just can't appreciate Frank Gehry." (Cat laughs at a dog sitting in a dog house designed by Frank Gehry.)
    Cats Can't Appreciate Frank Gehry Cartoon T-Shirt
    "Is the homework fresh?" (Dog in restaurant asks waiter if homework is fresh.) t-shirt
    Is the Homework Fresh? T-Shirt
    "Write about dogs!" (Woman to man at typewriter in a dumpy house filled with dogs.)
    Write About Dogs T-Shirt
    The Enemy of your Enemy is Your Friend T-Shirt
    (Dog sitting on sidewalk with leash in mouth and sign next to him reading, 'Walking Tours of New York.')
    Walking Tours of New York T-Shirt
    "O.K., I'm sitting. What is it?" (Dog talking on cell phone.) t-shirt
    O.K., I’m Sitting T-Shirt
    "My advice is to learn all the tricks you can while you're young." (Older dog gives advice to a younger dog.) t-shirt
    Learn All the Tricks You Can While You're Young T-Shirt
    "Not guilty, because puppies do these things." (Dog judge to puppy in court.) t-shirt
    Not Guilty, Because Puppies do These Things T-Shirt
    "Surprise!" (Dog angel, sitting like St. Peter at the gate of heaven, greets man in suit.) t-shirt
    Heaven's Gate T-Shirt
    We Laugh at the Same Things T-Shirt
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