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"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."(Western saloon scene with a lawyer talking to cowboy at bar.) t-shirt

Law School Was Pretty Much a Given T-Shirt

Mistress Dominatra, Esq.(Woman lawyer in lace-up boots asks groveling man, "So, worm, shall I tie you up in litigation?"; he replies, "Yes, please, and make it lengthy and expensive!") t-shirt

Mistress Dominatra, Esq. T-Shirt

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu." (Man to waiter as the two other men at table read the menus.) t-shirt

Not Quite Ready to Order T-Shirt

What Are You? Some Kind of Justice Freak T-Shirt

They Lived Happily Ever After T-Shirt

Your Mommy is a Hired Gun T-Shirt

The Ones Just Out of Law School are Especially Frolicsome T-Shirt

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong." (Attorney speaking to woman in his office.) t-shirt

Putting a Price on 27 Years of Loyalty T-Shirt

"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."(Executive in chef's uniform, cooking on top of desk.) t-shirt

More Than Just a Law Firm T-Shirt

"I'd like to tell you what went on at work today, but the legal department doesn't want us to do that anymore."(Husband talking to wife at dinner table.)

Dinner Conversation Cartoon T-Shirt

(Judge says to defendant, 'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Defendant replies, 'I didn't know that, either...') t-shirt

Ignorance of the Law is No Excuse T-Shirt

Dog Food Groups

Dog Food Groups Cartoon Print

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets." (Women sitting in living room with cats, a dog, a fishtank, and a bird cage.)

Childfree Cartoon Print

"I guess cats just can't appreciate Frank Gehry." (Cat laughs at a dog sitting in a dog house designed by Frank Gehry.)

Cats Can't Appreciate Frank Gehry Cartoon Print

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

Leash Optional Beach Cartoon Print

"Write about dogs!" (Woman to man at typewriter in a dumpy house filled with dogs.)

Write About Dogs Cartoon Print

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania." (Man playing fetch with his panting dog.)

A Tad Less Mania Cartoon Print

Learn All the Tricks You Can While You're Young Cartoon Print

"We laugh at the same things." (Dog, with cat cuddled up to him, to another, heartbroken dog.)

We Laugh at the Same Things Cartoon Print

(A dog is looking at a series of greeting cards under the Birthday category and they are all sectioned off in dog years, ie: 7 years, 14 years, 21 years, etc.)

Dog Birthday Cards Cartoon Print

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain." (Dog with quills stuck in his nose talking to a porcupine.)

You've Cured my Backpain Cartoon Print

"They're back! They're back! How do I look? Oh, never mind! Never mind!" (Excited dog waiting by door talking to fish in fishbowl.

They're back! They're back! Cartoon Print

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken." (One dog to another.)

Tastes Like Chicken Cartoon Print

"Remember, the enemy of your enemy is your friend." (Mouse to dog in backyard.)

The Enemy of your Enemy is Your Friend Cartoon Print

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy." (One dog to another in back yard.)

I Know I Should be Happy Cartoon Print

"If you lie down with pugs, you wake up with pugs." (Married couple in bed with breakfast trays, reading newspapers. Two pugs lie between them.)

Wake up with Pugs Cartoon Print

"O.K., just one more and then I've got to get on with my life." (Dog talking to his owner prepares to throw a stick.)

Get on with My Life Cartoon Print

"These voices inside your head -- do they ever tell you to pay your bill?"

Voices Inside Your Head Cartoon Print

"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."

I Wouldn't Call You Crazy Cartoon Print

At an airport, a driver holds up a Rorshach ink blot, and a bearded therapist responds.

Rorschach Cartoon Print

A couple who have just been married, walk through a door with confetti being thrown at them, into a therapist's office.

Honeymoon Therapy Cartoon Print

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

The Day Seized Me Cartoon Print

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson." (Therapist talking to numbered, dotted outline of patient, lying on couch.)

You've Got to Want to Connect the Dots Cartoon Print

Cast of Dream Cartoon Print

Mob Psychologist: "So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person." (Psychologist to mobster in therapy session.)

Mob Psychologist Cartoon Print

Entering New York City - Take your medication now.

Entering New York City...Take Your Medication Now Cartoon Print

"We're fighting like well, we're fighting." (Couple seeing marriage counselor; husband is a dog, wife is a cat.)

Fighting Like Cats & Dogs Cartoon Print

A La Carte -- Therapy where a placard lists a menu of options, e.g. Sitting and Listening $150 per 45 minutes.

A La Carte Therapy Cartoon Print

(Pumpkin psychiatrist treats a witch who is lying on a couch.)

Pumpkin Psychiatrist Cartoon Print

"I sense fear." (Dog psychiatrist talking to man on couch.)

I Sense Fear Cartoon Print

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