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    "I'm getting too old for a broom."_x000D_(One witch riding a magic carpet to another riding a broom.)
    Getting Too Old for a Broom Cartoon Print
    "Women want more these days, Bill—it's not enough just to be a jerk anymore." (Man to friend on street corner.)
    Women Want More These Days Cartoon Print
    "Mercury, Mars, this is the bitch goddess, Success." (On Mt. Olympus, Zeus introduces a robed goddess to Mars and Mercury.)"
    Goddess Success Cartoon Print
    I love you too, Daddy, but it just kills me that you're a man. (Little girl says to her father.)
    It Just Kills Me You're A Man Cartoon Print
    "The kid's good."
    The Kid's Good T-Shirt
    "Worst-case scenario? The renovation goes three years and two million dollars over budget, one of you bludgeons me to death with my own hammer, and you both get the electric chair."
    Worst-Case Scenario T-Shirt
    "Try honking again."
    Try Honking Again T-Shirt
    (An elderly man is seen standing next to two arrow signs pointing in opposite directions...one Fountain of Youth. The other Fountain of Bacon.)
    Fountain of Bacon T-Shirt
    "We're playing YouTube."
    We’re Playing YouTube T-Shirt
    "I give up. What's black and white and red all over?" (Zebra thinks the lion is telling a joke but he is going to be eaten.)
    Black & White & Red All Over T-Shirt
    Caribbean Airport Security (Man and woman at airport do the limbo through security metal detectors.)
    Caribbean Airport Security T-Shirt
    "The first six are for bullets. This one here's for lip balm." (One cowboy to another about his gun belt.)
    This One Here’s for Lip Balm T-Shirt
    "After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves." (Two praying mantises facing each other.)
    After We Have Sex but Before I Kill You... T-Shirt
    "This would be a great place to put a huge city." (A beautiful mountain range.)
    This Would be a Great Place to Put a Huge City T-Shirt
    "International House of Paperwork" (A man sits at a restaurant table. Plates hold stacks of paper, a telephone substitutes for a tableside jukebox, and a stapler is next to the coffee mug. Mocks the International House of Pancakes (IHoP) restaurant chain.)
    International House of Paperwork T-Shirt
    "If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut." (Dolphins discussing wishes.)
    If I Could Do Only One Thing Before I Died... T-Shirt
    "I'm right there in the room, and no one even acknowledges me." (Elephant at a psychologist appointment.)
    Elephant In the Room T-Shirt
    "I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!" (Two young looking women in bikinis frolicking on the beach.)
    I Never Thought Turning Eighty Would be so Much Fun! T-Shirt
    "The Vesparados" (Mexican outlaws riding motor scooters through the desert.)
    The Vesparados T-Shirt
    "In Vino Fertilization" (Empty wine bottle and scattered
    In Vino Fertilization T-Shirt
    "Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear." (Man walking down street, talking on cell phone.)
    Can you Hang on a Sec? T-Shirt
    "I need someone well versed in the art of torture—do you know PowerPoint?" (Executive devil interviewing another.)
    Well Versed in the Art of Torture T-Shirt
    "Ready to head back?" (Lumps of fat standing around label reads, "Your lost weight.")
    Ready to Head Back? T-Shirt
    "You slept with her, didn't you?" (A praying mantis scolds her headless husband.)
    You Slept with Her, Didn’t You T-Shirt
    "Good news, honey "seventy is the new fifty." (Middle-age woman to middle-age man in living room.)
    Seventy is the New Fifty T-Shirt
    "Thanks for almost everything, Dad." (Father and son with big buttocks walking on beach.)
    Thanks for Almost Everything, Dad T-Shirt
    "My advice is to learn all the tricks you can while you're young." (Older dog gives advice to a younger dog.)
    While You're Young T-Shirt
    I limit myself to one glass of wine a day.
    One Glass of Wine a Day Limit T-Shirt
    Wine Tower T-Shirt
    (Multi panel cartoon depicting man drinking orange juice, coffee, water, ginger ale, beer, scotch, wine, brandy, going to sleep, and drinking orange juice again.)
    My First Mistake T-Shirt
    French Army Knife (Knife has only corkscrews.)
    French Army Knife T-Shirt
    I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.
    I Would Suggest A Cabernet Sauvignon T-Shirt
    Doctors suggest 2 glasses of wine a day has health benefits.
    Doctors Suggest 2 Glasses of Wine T-Shirt
    I don't know anything about art but I know what wines I like.
    I Know What Wines I Like T-Shirt
    "What I enjoy most about sauvignon blanc is saying it."
    Saying Sauvignon Blanc T-Shirt
    Creation of Red Wine T-Shirt
    Creation of White Wine T-Shirt
    “Perfect. Kate and Eli are suckers for bold graphics.”
    Bold Graphics T-Shirt
    Wine-Tasting Tour T-Shirt
    A Wine Opener and a Bottle lay in bed like lovers.
    Lovers T-Shirt
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