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    "This would be a great place to put a huge city." (A beautiful mountain range.)
    This Would be a Great Place to Put a Huge City T-Shirt
    "International House of Paperwork" (A man sits at a restaurant table. Plates hold stacks of paper, a telephone substitutes for a tableside jukebox, and a stapler is next to the coffee mug. Mocks the International House of Pancakes (IHoP) restaurant chain.)
    International House of Paperwork T-Shirt
    "If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut." (Dolphins discussing wishes.)
    If I Could Do Only One Thing Before I Died... T-Shirt
    "I'm right there in the room, and no one even acknowledges me." (Elephant at a psychologist appointment.)
    Elephant In the Room T-Shirt
    "I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!" (Two young looking women in bikinis frolicking on the beach.)
    I Never Thought Turning Eighty Would be so Much Fun! T-Shirt
    "The Vesparados" (Mexican outlaws riding motor scooters through the desert.)
    The Vesparados T-Shirt
    "In Vino Fertilization" (Empty wine bottle and scattered
    In Vino Fertilization T-Shirt
    "Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear." (Man walking down street, talking on cell phone.)
    Can you Hang on a Sec? T-Shirt
    "I need someone well versed in the art of torture—do you know PowerPoint?" (Executive devil interviewing another.)
    Well Versed in the Art of Torture T-Shirt
    "Ready to head back?" (Lumps of fat standing around label reads, "Your lost weight.")
    Ready to Head Back? T-Shirt
    "You slept with her, didn't you?" (A praying mantis scolds her headless husband.)
    You Slept with Her, Didn’t You T-Shirt
    "Good news, honey "seventy is the new fifty." (Middle-age woman to middle-age man in living room.)
    Seventy is the New Fifty T-Shirt
    "Thanks for almost everything, Dad." (Father and son with big buttocks walking on beach.)
    Thanks for Almost Everything, Dad T-Shirt
    "My advice is to learn all the tricks you can while you're young." (Older dog gives advice to a younger dog.)
    While You're Young T-Shirt
    I limit myself to one glass of wine a day.
    One Glass of Wine a Day Limit T-Shirt
    Wine Tower T-Shirt
    (Multi panel cartoon depicting man drinking orange juice, coffee, water, ginger ale, beer, scotch, wine, brandy, going to sleep, and drinking orange juice again.)
    My First Mistake T-Shirt
    The Party After You Left (A party changes for the better after a person leaves: great gossip, terrific drugs, celebrities showing up, etc.)
    The Party, After You Left T-Shirt
    French Army Knife (Knife has only corkscrews.)
    French Army Knife T-Shirt
    I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.
    I Would Suggest A Cabernet Sauvignon T-Shirt
    Doctors suggest 2 glasses of wine a day has health benefits.
    Doctors Suggest 2 Glasses of Wine T-Shirt
    I don't know anything about art but I know what wines I like.
    I Know What Wines I Like T-Shirt
    "What I enjoy most about sauvignon blanc is saying it."
    Saying Sauvignon Blanc T-Shirt
    Creation of Red Wine T-Shirt
    Creation of White Wine T-Shirt
    “Perfect. Kate and Eli are suckers for bold graphics.”
    Bold Graphics T-Shirt
    Wine-Tasting Tour T-Shirt
    A Wine Opener and a Bottle lay in bed like lovers.
    Lovers T-Shirt
    "Susan, this might be just the wine talking, but I think I want to order more wine."
    Order More Wine T-Shirt
    "Of course I drink during the day—I’m way too tired to drink at night."
    Day Drinking T-Shirt
    “Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch.”
    Open A Wine T-Shirt
    “Honestly, Paula, I don’t know what I’d do without our daily keggers.” (Two women sitting next to a keg at a kitchen table while drinking beer.)
    Daily Keggers T-Shirt
    (Wine bottle with eight things to say at different levels of intoxication)
    Intoxication Levels T-Shirt
    "What wine goes best with vodka?" (Customer to liquor store clerk.)
    What Wine Goes Best With Vodka? T-Shirt
    “I want Chardonnay, but I like saying ‘Pinot Grigio.’” (Couple at restaurant talks over the wine list.)
    I Like Saying Pinot Grigio T-Shirt
    “Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!” (One mouse to another, heading for a party of other mice.)
    Not Another Wine And Cheese Party T-Shirt
    “We didn’t have time to pick up a bottle of wine, but this is what we would have spent.” (Couple at cocktail party hands hosts money.)
    What We Would Have Spent T-Shirt
    "O.K., Everybody. Stand back! Let it breathe.” (Waiter to patrons in restaurant as he pours wine.)"
    Let It Breathe T-Shirt
    “Barry made the wine. I made the cheese.” (Cow hostess says to guest.)
    Wine and Cheese T-Shirt
    “Not much—just flushing out my arteries.” (Man talking on the phone; he’s drinking a glass of wine.)
    Just Flushing Out My Arteries T-Shirt
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