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    "Women want more these days, Bill—it's not enough just to be a jerk anymore." (Man to friend on street corner.)
    Women Want More These Days T-Shirt
    "Mercury, Mars, this is the bitch goddess, Success." On Mt. Olympus, Zeus introduces a robed goddess to Mars and Mercury.)"
    Goddess Success T-Shirt
    "I love you too, Daddy, but it just kills me that you're a man." (Little girl says to her father.)
    It Just Kills Me You're A Man T-Shirt
    "I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."
    Woman Alpha Male T-Shirt
    Dude...you don't have to bust through it like that!
    Woodpecker Birdfeeder T-Shirt
    I never get tired of watching them.
    I Never Get Tired of Watching Them T-Shirt
    No way was that decaf.
    No Way Was that Decaf T-Shirt
    "Birds talk about birdwatchers."
    Birds Talk About Birdwatchers T-Shirt
    Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...
    High Wire T-Shirt
    Parrot to owner: 'The cracker is fine, but will it satisfy my emotional needs?'
    Satisfy my Emotional Needs T-Shirt
    Bird to psychologist: 'I have some deep-seeded issues.'
    Deep-Seeded Issues T-Shirt
    Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'
    Caw Waiting T-Shirt
    YOU tell him he can't be our leader.
    Eagle Leader T-Shirt
    Tomorrow I'll Teach You to Land T-Shirt
    Why can't you become obsessed by TROPICAL birds?!
    Winter Bird Lover T-Shirt
    Bird watchers.
    Bird Watching T-Shirt
    Birdbath & Beyond
    Birdbath & Beyond T-Shirt
    "My weight in nectar, on the rocks."
    My Weight in Nectar, on the Rocks T-Shirt
    Flying Pengiun T-Shirt
    "Frankly, I don't see the resemblance."
    I Don’t see the Resemblance T-Shirt
    "Maybe it doesn't want to be identified."
    Maybe it Doesn’t Want to be Identified T-Shirt
    Bird looks at itself in the mirror with binoculars.
    Bird Watching T-Shirt
    "We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."
    The Easy Way or the Hitchcockian Way T-Shirt
    "There's always one annoying piece left over."
    Building the Nest T-Shirt
    Geese watching hockey from a window.
    Hockey Geese T-Shirt
    "Trust me, this place is worth the wait.
    This Place is Worth the Wait T-Shirt
    "Bob tells me you hunt." (Two men talk in living room, one has talons for feet.)
    Bob Tells Me You Hunt T-Shirt
    "The candy's for after dinner." (Bird of prey offering slaughtered Easter Bunny to chicks, who are intrigued by basket of chocolate eggs.)
    After Dinner Candy T-Shirt
    "I think of myself first as an American, then as a bird, then as a rufous sided towhee." (One bird to another.)
    American, Bird, Rufous Sided Towhee T-Shirt
    "It's early so I'll just have the worm." (Bird ordering in restaurant.)
    I'll Just Have the Worm T-Shirt
    "C'mon guys—birds gotta fly." (One bird talking to others.)
    Birds Gotta Fly T-Shirt
    "Yes, as far as I know, songbirds write their own material." (Father talking to his young daughter.)
    Songbirds Write Their Own Material T-Shirt
    "Working at home has been a mixed blessing." (Father bird, sitting in nest with young, talks with bird neighbor.)
    Working at Home has Been a Mixed Blessing T-Shirt
    "I'm cutting you off." (Park pigeon-feeder to giant-sized pigeon.)
    I'm Cutting You Off T-Shirt
    "Hey, I built the nest. You feather it." (One bird to another.)
    I Built the Nest...You Feather It T-Shirt
    "You don't look like you need bread crumbs." (Man to bird in fancy car.)
    You Don’t Look Like you Need Bread Crumbs T-Shirt
    "We just haven't been flapping them hard enough." (One penguin flying, talking to a group of penguins perched on an iceberg.)
    Haven't Been Flapping Hard Enough T-Shirt
    Man and woman flying south with geese.
    Flying South T-Shirt
    "I'll be lunching at my desk, Peggy." (Bird executive speaks on intercom, birdseed sprinkled on his desk.)
    Lunching At My Desk T-Shirt
    Man and woman bird-watching look at bird house filled with ferns and houseplants.
    Bird House-plants T-Shirt
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