Name: After We Have Sex but Before I Kill You... T-Shirt
Brand: CartoonStock
SKU: 44895-XS
Price: 28.95 USD
Availability: InStock

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You've found one of our most popular cartoons! T-shirt by New Yorker cartoonist Joe Dator. Comfortable, soft, lightweight, and form-fitting. It's an ideal staple piece for any wardrobe!

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk

Caption
"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves." (Two praying mantises facing each other.)

Size guide

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Body Length (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33
Body Width (inches)	17 ½	19	20 ½	22	24	26	28