Law Cartoon Mugs

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    You won't be guilty of giving a bad gift when you order one of our hand picked law cartoon mugs.   Available as matted & framed prints as well as t-shirts.

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    (Judge says to defendant, 'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Defendant replies, 'I didn't know that, either...')
    Ignorance of the Law is No Excuse Mug
    Caption "The Lawyer Fairy" (Fairy enters bedroom of a sleeping child with lawyer who says, 'Play it safe and leave the extra dollar. We donÕt want this to come back and bite us in the ass!')
    The Lawyer Fairy Mug
    "I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."(Western saloon scene with a lawyer talking to cowboy at bar.)
    Law School Was Pretty Much a Given Mug
    "Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong." (Attorney speaking to woman in his office.)
    Putting a Price on 27 Years of Loyalty Mug
    "Will your client marry my client?"
    Will Your Client Marry Our Client Mug
    Barista vs Barrister Mug
    'Better to have litigated and lost, than never to have litigated at all...'
    Better to have Litigated and Lost Mug
    '...But first, this a job for litigator-man, who needs you to sign some release forms.'
    Litigator Man Mug
    "You got custody of us, mommy, because you're the very best attorney picker."
    Very Best Attorney Picker (Mom) Mug
    "Ok, let's wrap up and call it a day. I feel like we're losing our focus."(Woman riding man like a bull in an office while a third man at a desk watches.)
    Losing our Focus Mug
    "I thought it was legal—I wrote it on a legal pad." (Businessman to associates.)
    I Thought It Was Legal Mug
    "Remember, we can only afford to do all this pro bono because of how much anti bono pays." (Two lawyers walking on the steps of a courthouse.)
    Pro Bono & Anti Bono Mug
    "Interesting. Have your lawyer call my lawyer." (Woman to man on bended knee.)
    Have Your Lawyer Call my Lawyer Mug
    "What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"(Man to woman holding hands on a beach .)
    My Bliss Happens To Be Suing People Mug
    "Your client's refusal to grow up does not preclude him from being tried as an adult."(Judge to lawyer and Peter Pan standing at the bench.)
    Tried As An Adult Mug
    "Those are attorney bees. They represent the killer bees."(One beekeeper talking to another about the signs posted outside of a beehive.)
    Attorney Bees Mug
    "Selective breeding has given me an aptitude for the law, but I still love fetching a dead duck out of freezing water."(Business-suited dog talks to a man at a bar.)
    An Aptitude for Law Mug
    "And, just to be on the safe side, tongue of attorney."(One witch to another as they stir cauldron.)
    Tongue of Attorney Mug
    "Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."(One man to another standing outside a courtroom entrance.)
    I'm Not Blaming You...I'm Just Suing You Mug
    Mistress Dominatra, Esq.(Woman lawyer in lace-up boots asks groveling man, "So, worm, shall I tie you up in litigation?"; he replies, "Yes, please, and make it lengthy and expensive!")
    Mistress Dominatra, Esq. Mug
    "I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu." (Man to waiter as the two other men at table read the menus.)
    Not Quite Ready to Order Mug
    "What are you, some kind of justice freak?" (Angry lawyer to stern female judge in courtroom.)
    What Are You? Some Kind of Justice Freak Mug
    "And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after." (Woman reads a children's book to her daughter, who is in bed.)
    They Lived Happily Ever After Mug
    "Your mommy, Caitlin, is a hired gun." (Woman executive says to child.)
    Your Mommy is a Hired Gun Mug
    "You look great for someone who's just come through two years of litigation."(One woman to another in an art gallery.)
    You Look Great Mug
    "The ones just out of law school are especially frolicsome." (Man and woman looking into water from boat as lawyers swim by.)
    The Ones Just Out of Law School are Especially Frolicsome Mug
    “Can we, just for a moment, Your Honor, ignore the facts?” (Lawyer to judge.)
    Can We Ignore the Facts Mug
    "We've agreed, then, to deck the halls, but the resolution to be jolly has been tabled." (Chairman speaking at boardroom.)
    The Resolution to Be Jolly Has Been Tabled Mug
    "And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."(Executive in chef's uniform, cooking on top of desk.)
    More Than Just a Law Firm Mug
    "I'd like to tell you what went on at work today, but the legal department doesn't want us to do that anymore."(Husband talking to wife at dinner table.)
    Dinner Conversation Mug
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