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    1156 products
    Grim reaper with a food stand saying "Heart attack on a plate"
    Heart Attack on a Plate Resin Plate
    Two cowboys on horseback trudge through chips and guacamole.
    Crossing the Nachos Grande Resin Serving Dish
    (An elderly man is seen standing next to two arrow signs pointing in opposite directions.)
    Fountain of Youth / Fountain of Bacon Resin Serving Dish
    Bagel Story (Bagel Story. (an allegory about life) 1. Plain bagel 2.multigrain bagel 3.bagel with everything 4.bagel unhappy despite having everything 5.bagel reassessing its goals and values 6.plain bagel)
    Bagel Story Resin Serving Dish
    "Who ordered the megatelli?" (Waiter speaking to couple at a restaurant, serving a giant Italian pasta noodle.)
    Who Ordered the Megatelli? Resin Serving Dish
    "This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets." (A couple dines in a large, swanky restaurant that is otherwise deserted. )
    New York's Best Kept Secret Resin Serving Dish
    My goodness, Marion. Our dishes are so spotless, I can see deep within my hollow, tormented soul! (Man examines freshly washed plates/dishes to see his reflection.)
    Spotless Dishes Resin Plate
    "Small Caesar salad?" (Waiter in restaurant, to couple he is serving. The man is a miniature Julius Caesar.)
    Small Caesar Salad? Resin Serving Dish
    "Fruit salad? Count me in!" (A pear says into the telephone.)
    Fruit Salad? Count Me In! Resin Serving Dish
    "And lastly, for all eternity, French, blue cheese, or ranch?" (Devil in hell takes salad dressing order from new arrival.)
    For All Eternity, French, Blue Cheese, or Ranch Resin Serving Dish
    Careful; hot plate.
    Careful- Hot Plate Resin Plate
    A fat man walks down the street wearing a T-shirt that reads "CARPE LUNCH"
    Carpe Lunch Resin Plate
    "Careful, these plates are extremely dirty." (Waiter serving restaurant diners.)
    Careful, these Plates are Extremely Dirty Resin Plate
    "History's greatest monster: General Tso or Colonel Sanders?"
    History's Greatest Monster Resin Serving Dish
    The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey ("The Coffee shop vats of New Jersey". Large vats of cole slaw, potato salad, macaroni salad, etc line the highway.)
    The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey Resin Serving Dish
    Texas Dashboard Organizer (Dashboard organizer with spaces for wallet, cup holder, change, snuff, chips, salsa, guitar pick, hand gun, and pie.)
    Texas Dashboard Organizer Resin Serving Dish
    "It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles." (Chicken on therapist's couch.)
    Drowning in a Bowl of Noodles Resin Bowl
    The Three Wise Men of Thanksgiving (Three men offering their holiday advise, 'You don't really want to deep-fry an entire turkey on a hot plate in a bitsy apartment.' 'Nobody is forcing you to play touch football.' 'There is no need to drink a lot of cranberry liqueur.')
    The Three Wise Men of Thanksgiving Resin Serving Dish
    "Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus." (Old witch to another witch who is cavorting around steaming round black pot.)
    Cream of Asparagus Witches Resin Bowl
    (Circle of all the signs of the zodiac; each is bumping or somehow disturbing the next one in a chain reaction (Sagittarius shoots Capricorn with arrow; Capricorn butts Aquarius; Aquarius spills water on Pisces, etc.)
    Bumping Zodiacs Resin Serving Dish
    We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts. Group of cows meet with their fairy godmother and tell her their wishÐto taste like Brussels sprouts through Genetic Engineering)
    Modifed to Taste Like Brussel Sprouts Resin Serving Dish
    When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together." (Plate and spoon talking to host on owl's talk show.)
    Plate and the Spoon Resin Serving Dish
    More salad? (Waiter to couple, he is bringing a wheelbarrow full of salad.)
    More Salad? Resin Serving Dish
    Barry made the wine. I made the cheese. (Cow hostess says to guest.)
    Barry Made the Wine. I Made the Cheese Resin Serving Dish
    "Hickory smokeÑthat's what gives it that hearty
    Hickory Smoke Resin Serving Dish
    "Women want more these days, Bill—it's not enough just to be a jerk anymore." (Man to friend on street corner.)
    Women Want More These Days T-Shirt
    "Mercury, Mars, this is the bitch goddess, Success." On Mt. Olympus, Zeus introduces a robed goddess to Mars and Mercury.)"
    Goddess Success T-Shirt
    "I love you too, Daddy, but it just kills me that you're a man." (Little girl says to her father.)
    It Just Kills Me You're A Man T-Shirt
    "I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."
    Woman Alpha Male T-Shirt
    Dude...you don't have to bust through it like that!
    Woodpecker Birdfeeder T-Shirt
    I never get tired of watching them.
    I Never Get Tired of Watching Them T-Shirt
    No way was that decaf.
    No Way Was that Decaf T-Shirt
    "Birds talk about birdwatchers."
    Birds Talk About Birdwatchers T-Shirt
    Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...
    High Wire T-Shirt
    Parrot to owner: 'The cracker is fine, but will it satisfy my emotional needs?'
    Satisfy my Emotional Needs T-Shirt
    Bird to psychologist: 'I have some deep-seeded issues.'
    Deep-Seeded Issues T-Shirt
    Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'
    Caw Waiting T-Shirt
    YOU tell him he can't be our leader.
    Eagle Leader T-Shirt
    Tomorrow I'll Teach You to Land T-Shirt
    Why can't you become obsessed by TROPICAL birds?!
    Winter Bird Lover T-Shirt
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