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    "I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken." (One dog to another.) t-shirt
    Tastes Like Chicken T-Shirt
    "Howard, I think the dog wants to go out." (Dog dressed formally in top hat and cape.) t-shirt
    I Think the Dog Wants to Go Out T-Shirt
    Will Your Client Marry Our Client T-Shirt
    'Better to have litigated and lost, than never to have litigated at all...'
    Better to have Litigated and Lost T-Shirt
    '...But first, this a job for litigator-man, who needs you to sign some release forms.' t-shirt
    Litigator Man T-Shirt
    Very Best Attorney Picker T-Shirt
    What's that mark on your arm, Mama? It's my smallpox vaccine scar. Why don't I have one? Because it worked.
    Because It Worked T-Shirt
    "Ok, let's wrap up and call it a day. I feel like we're losing our focus." (Woman riding man like a bull in an office while a third man at a desk watches.) t-shirt
    Losing our Focus T-Shirt
    "I thought it was legal—I wrote it on a legal pad." (Businessman to associates.) t-shirt
    I Thought It Was Legal T-Shirt
    "Remember, we can only afford to do all this pro bono because of how much anti bono pays." (Two lawyers walking on the steps of a courthouse.) t-shirt
    Pro Bono & Anti Bono T-Shirt
    "What if my bliss happens to be suing people?" (Man to woman holding hands on a beach.) t-shirt
    My Bliss Happens To Be Suing People T-Shirt
    Tried As An Adult T-Shirt
    "Those are attorney bees. They represent the killer bees." (One beekeeper talking to another about the signs posted outside of a beehive.)
    Attorney Bees T-Shirt
    "Selective breeding has given me an aptitude for the law, but I still love fetching a dead duck out of freezing water." (Business-suited dog talks to a man at a bar.)
    An Apititude for Law T-Shirt
    "I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer." (Anubis, in a business suit, sits at an office desk and shouts into a telephone.) t-shirt
    I'm Also Your Lawyer T-Shirt
    Tongue of Attorney T-Shirt
    "I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."(Western saloon scene with a lawyer talking to cowboy at bar.) t-shirt
    Law School Was Pretty Much a Given T-Shirt
    Mistress Dominatra, Esq.(Woman lawyer in lace-up boots asks groveling man, "So, worm, shall I tie you up in litigation?"; he replies, "Yes, please, and make it lengthy and expensive!") t-shirt
    Mistress Dominatra, Esq. T-Shirt
    "I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu." (Man to waiter as the two other men at table read the menus.) t-shirt
    Not Quite Ready to Order T-Shirt
    What Are You? Some Kind of Justice Freak T-Shirt
    They Lived Happily Ever After T-Shirt
    Your Mommy is a Hired Gun T-Shirt
    The Ones Just Out of Law School are Especially Frolicsome T-Shirt
    "Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong." (Attorney speaking to woman in his office.) t-shirt
    Putting a Price on 27 Years of Loyalty T-Shirt
    "And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."(Executive in chef's uniform, cooking on top of desk.) t-shirt
    More Than Just a Law Firm T-Shirt
    "I'd like to tell you what went on at work today, but the legal department doesn't want us to do that anymore."(Husband talking to wife at dinner table.)
    Dinner Conversation Cartoon T-Shirt
    (Judge says to defendant, 'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Defendant replies, 'I didn't know that, either...') t-shirt
    Ignorance of the Law is No Excuse T-Shirt
    Happy That You've Taken Along A _________ Personalized Cartoon
    Tell Them That's Our Leader Personalized Cartoon
    Give It To Me Straight Doctor Personalized Cartoon
    Yes, I'm Talking To You Personalized Cartoon
    Original New Yorker Cartoon Artwork
    V Day T-Shirt
    "As a joke let's take them to John Doe and tell them that he's our leader." t-shirt
    Tell Them That's Our Leader Personalized T-Shirt
    "First of all, if you're not sitting down, you should sit down." t-shirt
    First of all, if you're not sitting down, you should sit down.
    If You Are Not Sitting Down, You Should Sit Down T-Shirt
    “I’d enjoy the beach more if I could control the sun, waves and breeze.”
    “I’d enjoy the beach more if I could control the sun, waves and breeze.”
    Control the Sun, Waves and Breeze T-Shirt
    "She may have an incredible body, but we have incredible ice cream."
    But We Have Incredible Ice Cream T-Shirt
    We Noticed You Aren't Constantly Eating T-Shirt
    Think About Heading Back to the City T-Shirt
    Mom and Dad Really Lose It Cartoon T-Shirt
    Mom and Dad Really Lose It Cartoon
    Mom & Dad Really Lose It: 1/4 Mile T-Shirt
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