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    The Party After You Left (A party changes for the better after a person leaves: great gossip, terrific drugs, celebrities showing up, etc.)
    The Party, After You Left T-Shirt
    Fudge International
    Sam Gross "Evolve at your Own Risk" 5x7 cards
    "I'm trapped in an elevator—wait, it gets worse."
    Trapped in an Elevator Cartoon Print
    "The kid's good."
    The Kid's Good Cartoon Print
    "Worst-case scenario? The renovation goes three years and two million dollars over budget, one of you bludgeons me to death with my own hammer, and you both get the electric chair."
    Worst-Case Scenario Cartoon Print
    I'll Pause for a Moment Cartoon Print
    "Life Without Mozart" (Desolate landscape with empty bottle, tin can, pencil, and old tire.)
    Life Without Mozart Cartoon Print
    "Thanks for almost everything, Dad." (Father and son with big buttocks walking on beach.)
    Thanks for Almost Everything, Dad Cartoon Print
    "The Vesparados" (Mexican outlaws riding motor scooters through the desert.)
    The Vesparados Cartoon Print
    "You slept with her, didn't you?" (A praying mantis scolds her headless husband.)
    You Slept with Her, Didn't You Cartoon Print
    "Good news, honey "seventy is the new fifty." (Middle-age woman to middle-age man in living room.)
    Seventy is the New Fifty Cartoon Print
    I don't know anything about art but I know what wines I like.
    I Know What Wines I Like Cartoon Print
    The Party, After You Left Cartoon Print
    Creation of White Wine Cartoon Print
    Creation of White Wine Cartoon Print
    A Full-Bodied Wine Cartoon Print
    William Haefeli: "Remember - any card that sheds glitter gets quarantined in the garage."5x7 Holiday Cards
    Roz Chast: World's Most Obscure Christmas Songs. 5x7 Holiday Cards
    “Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string.” (Cat executive on phone, playing with string on his desk.)
    Leo Cullum I’m with a Piece of String Cartoon T-Shirt
    “We believe that in a former life she was an editor.” (Couple watches as cat claws at easy chair.)
    In a Former Life She was an Editor T-Shirt
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    (Cat thinks of a complex equation to get a ball off of a table.)
    How Cats Jump Cartoon Print
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    “Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string.” (Cat executive on phone, playing with string on his desk.)
    I'm with a Piece of String Cartoon Print
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    New, Improved Cat ‘Can I get you anything?’ (Cat to man who is sitting and reading the newspaper.)
    New, Improved Cat Cartoon Print
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    Fearful Symmetry Cartoon Print
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    "Those are attorney bees. They represent the killer bees."(One beekeeper talking to another about the signs posted outside of a beehive.)
    Attorney Bees Mug
    Caption "The Lawyer Fairy" (Fairy enters bedroom of a sleeping child with lawyer who says, 'Play it safe and leave the extra dollar. We donÕt want this to come back and bite us in the ass!')
    The Lawyer Fairy Mug
    "Remember, we can only afford to do all this pro bono because of how much anti bono pays." (Two lawyers walking on the steps of a courthouse.)
    Pro Bono & Anti Bono Mug
    "I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."(Western saloon scene with a lawyer talking to cowboy at bar.)
    Law School Was Pretty Much a Given Mug
    "Look, I'm not saying it's going to be today. But someday, someday, you guys will be happy that you've taken along a lawyer." (Lawyer to others as he is sandwiched between four men on a toboggan.)
    Happy You've Taken Along a Lawyer Mug
    "Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong." (Attorney speaking to woman in his office.)
    Putting a Price on 27 Years of Loyalty Mug
    “Can we, just for a moment, Your Honor, ignore the facts?” (Lawyer to judge.)
    Can We Ignore the Facts Mug
    Quiz for dogs t-shirt
    Quiz for Dogs T-Shirt
    Waiting for the Walk T-Shirt
    It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.' (A retriever's thoughts after having brought back a stick thrown by its owner.) t-shirt
    It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog T-Shirt
    "Howard, I think the dog wants to go out." (Dog dressed formally in top hat and cape.) t-shirt
    I Think the Dog Wants to Go Out T-Shirt
    Because It Worked Tote Bag
    "Look, I'm not saying it's going to be today. But someday, someday, you guys will be happy that you've taken along a lawyer." (Lawyer to others as he is sandwiched between four men on a toboggan.) t-shirt
    Happy You've Taken Along a Lawyer T-Shirt
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    Until now, I never understood why you got so excited when someone walked past the house.
    Window Excitement Cartoon Print
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    "I bark at everything. Can't go wrong that way." (Dog patient talking to therapist.)
    I Bark at Everything Cartoon Print
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    (Dog's owner explains to another man, 'He's an old dog' when his dog barks 'AARP.')
    He's an Older Dog Cartoon Print
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